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That Handsome Devil
Individuals often ask me
“Godforbid” they say
“You’re quite the ladies guy
What’s your secret? “
Well
You too could be swimmin’ in women
Afloat in seas of ovaries
But more importantly
Knowing whether behind those pretty eyes
You have diamond within the rough
Or colored contacts and a rough stripper called Diamond
Lets recreate the scene make think you’re at a dining dining table seat
Talking playfully to your waitress at your neighborhood spot to eat
Way underneath the apron, Maybeline
Smell of eggs and cheese, bacon grease
She’s a babe, and 8 at least
You like to push the full bowl of quesadillas associated with table and distribute them angel’s wings
But you cannot state anything?
When you don’t prosper with women
They sell prescribed drugs on television
May cause lack of appetite
Malnutrition, dizzy spells
And various bells were ringing
And this is where I are available and provide ’em just a little additional help get ’em
(You can not get)
The truth is self- confidence is paramount to any situation
(inside her jeans)
We all have actually insecurities
So why don’t you grow your confidence regarding the insecurities of others
(However you never)
Hey, she is going to <> somebody
(Give a damn)
so just why not your
The drunker you are
The easier it really is getting laid
But the harder it is always to <>
you may need to visualize just exactly exactly what its this months
Whoever you have been think of
The girl during the Pizza Hut
Midgets, nuns
What ever small neglect it was
And having a small efforts, only a little luck
If you occur to give enough
Maybe you may get it
Now an is meant become fun
Instant satisfaction, a roller coaster
But no body wants to get stuck over and over
Going house to your roller coaster
It’s difficult to view your shows
And do your homework
And if the trip you rode is over
It’ll price a lot more than a roll of quarters
(You can not get)
Pull out
I discover how warm and good it feels
(In her jeans)
But its gettin’ crowded ’round here
Please, pull out
(However you don’t)
you want to stay with
You can avoid the face
(Give a damn)
But not the abbreviation
Taking payments from your paycheck
You can do it, pull out if its not the one
Men have just what I call a “Columbus Complex”
Other individuals might have been there
But we nevertheless desire to feel just like we discovered it
So do not inform the amount that you done it with
Your summers in Columbia
whenever you were young and done a lot of dumber <>
Rambunctious kids
Wait for the second date to cuff the wrists
Sponges, plastic gaydar gloves, and whips, oven mitts
Now a well trimmed individual area, which is nice
But why’s she so prepared?
You do not assume
That she never knows
whenever she might show somebody?
Now consider that before going steady
Or possibly at your very own wedding
(You can not get)
If she is your girlfriend
Leave her alone along with your friends
(In her pants)
Now, I do not expect no virgin
But allow ’em attempt to screw her
If she is flirting, or
(However you don’t)
It will not work man
Get rid of her
And get yourself a new girlfriend
Remember
(Give a damn)
The guaranteed exchange rate
At this party she actually is an 8
At the club a 7
At my apartment a 10
Environment dictates
The early early morning after
She may slip up to a 3
‘Cause several things are better merely to lust for
(This conclude the introductory section of this Godforbid self-help collection. )
Hey, rest along with other races
Help out worldwide relations
(For further behavioral directions, consult the nearest strip club, and/or alcohol store. Many thanks, and luxuriate in your self. )
(whether it’s not the main one you would like just overlook it)
(whether or not it’s not usually the one you need simply overlook it)
(if it is not usually the one you would like simply overlook it)
(this will be a country that is good with good individuals but what effective is ‘good’ in times such as these? )